Believe it or not, this was not the first time I cried over a scarf.
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
drum roll please
So I was on itunes…
Is it weird I found this hilarious?
*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”
It’s a fucking 1 dollar bill
Money is money
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him