For the longest time, this girl tormented me. She made my life a living hell, along with this other girl. They would talk shit about my hair in class, and how my thighs don’t touch. I hated myself.
She’s reblogging shit off my blog now, so I’m just here to say I hate that bitch, but thanks for helping my activity.
You’re ugly and I hate you, and I’ve never done anything to hurt you.
I know a lot of your secrets, like how you cheated on your boyfriend. How you took my ID during lunch last year, and didn’t think that I knew that it was you who put it on my desk in chemistry. If I could kill one person in the entire school? It would be you. I write about how much I hate you in class, ask Ms. Pinto.
Get the fuck off my blog, you fat, ugly, lesbian hair cut, ketchup red hair, hypocritical bitch.
Parallel: Christmas Special - The Runaway Bride x S04E01 - Partners in Crime
What is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?
The Green Lantern
Who’s his least favorite?
shouldve told gatsby that when he was in the pool
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
Cinderella arrives at the ball.
this movie was so important
we had black cinderella, a black fairy godmother, and a filipino prince
like yoOOOOO THIS WAS ‘97 AND PEOPLE ARE SHITTING OVER A CHEERIOS COMMERCIAL TODAY LIKE Y000000
This is the most accurate summation of the Mass Effect alignments.
fact: sam winchester is cute as heck and if u disagree i’m very sorry to inform u that u have a serious case of the wrong
mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle
Negatives of being a celebrity